Star Wars Condoms
Posted by Rodneyon 07. 05. 2010in News Chat
This is a clever and appropriate use of Star Wars pop culture on product placement.
Its probably fake, but I would allow its endorsement in my fandom and want to get my hands on it.
The Star Wars Condom:
For you Francophone challenged, the text reads “You are not my father”
Appropriate for a product that stops you from becoming a father.
And while we are at it, the best pregnancy announcement EVER using Star Wars as their delievery tool.
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Actually, it says, “I will not be your father.”
Seconded. I thought it said “I am not your father” before realising that “serai” indicates future tense. oops.
May the force be with you, indeed. Not too much force, though, cuz it could break.
Oh man, imagine all the sex talk involved with this style of condom. (^_^)
Imagine if it fails an u do impregnate a woman. You can say:
“you have failed me for the last time”
(just came to mind, lol)
“Let’s just say we’d like to avoid any Imperial intanglements.”
“Its a trap its a trap its a trap!!”
“You’re out only hope!”
“I’m not afraid.
You will be. You will be.”
and of course,
“They’re coming through!!!”
Oh yeah this thread is either going to get really fun or get nipped in the bud…
“Judge me by my size do you?”
“Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
“Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
“You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
“Sorry about the mess…”
“Look at the size of that thing!”
“I thought that hairy thing would be the end of me.”
“There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
“I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
“It’s possible he came in through the south entrance.”
“And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
“Control, control! You must learn control!”
“There is good in him, I’ve felt it.”
“Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.”
“Back door, huh? Good idea!”
“She’s gonna blow!”
“I think you”ll fit in nicely.”
“I’m sure he wasn’t on that thing when it blew…”
“Wedge! Pull out! You”re not doing any good back there!”
Or I can just make it worse.
It is apparent that I am but the learner and you are the master…
ROFL Rodney (Master indeed).
Rodney I graciously bow to you my master, for I am but a mere mortal in your presence.
Definitely the master Rodney!!!
you just made my day .. thanks! :)
Actually I think I remember long ago a japaneese import website did actually have Star Wars Condoms, they came in designs of R2D2, C3PO and I think a stormtrooper and Vader? I just can’t remember what the name of the site was. So this may in fact may not be a fake. Either way both the condom and video you posted are funny.
“thats no moon”
“Never tell me the odds!”
“Here goes nothing”
Rodney, you just blew my mind!