Star Wars Quotes and Sex
Posted by Rodneyon 12. 11. 2009in News Chat
Twitter geek @briantruitt came up with a neat game taking quotes from Star Wars and seeing how their context changes in the bedroom. I came upon this as the adorable @TheNerdyBird just ran with the idea and spammed my list with quotes that left my mind inadvertantly a little less than clean.
The Nerdbird’s blog, Has Boobs, Reads Comics spells out the game for you:
Here’s how it works: you think of a perfectly innocent quote from one of the Star Wars films and then think of someone saying it during sex. So, Brian began with, “It’s a trap!” I immediately replied to him with the worst quote I could think of, “He’s my brother.” Get it?
Now she has a pretty exaustive list on her site of the quotes she twitted last night that she orders from “innocent to illegal in some states” which you can check out, but I thought I would leave it open to the innocent and pure minds of the International Friends to try their hand at.
Mine was “Judge me by my size do you?” and “I saw your laser sword”
Don’t elaborate… leave something to mystery. Just quote and let the imaginations run wild.
If you Twitter your resluts, tag it with #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex. When you are done, get your head out of the gutter. You’re blocking my light.
Edit I am told by @briantruittthat @nerdbastards originated the trend!
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“Do or do not, there is no try.”
Gulp
I got a bad feeling about this————-fill the blank
Hurry up golden rod !
and i thought they smelled bad on the outside.
Thats no moon…
I’m going in. Porkins, cover me.
“I don’t believe it.”
“That is why you failed”
“Laugh it up, fuzzball.”
“use the force Luke.”
It could be worse.
It’s worse.
“I am altering the deal. Pray I do no alter it any further!”
You came in that?
Your’e braver than i thought!
Join us or die.
Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough
So. You got your reward and you’re just leaving, then?
This is fun and some quotes could just go so wrong is so many ways like this one
He has too much of his father in him
lol
Luke, I am your father
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
“Would it help if I got out and pushed?”
it might.
Hurry up, Goldenrod, or you’re gonna be a permanent resident!
“Great kid, don’t get cocky.”
Always with you what can not be done.. Do I look so old to young eyes.
“No — No different only different in your mind”
* Get in there, you big furry oaf!
* Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, isn’t it?
* He made a fair move. Screaming about it can’t help you.
* Where did you dig up that old fossil?
*Into the garbage chute, flyboy!
YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid, now let’s blow this thing and go home!
They’re coming in too fast!
Stay sharp. There’s two more coming in.
Look at the *size* of that thing!
“I don’t care what you smell!! Get in there!!”
*”Luke at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?”
“It’ll be just like Beggars Canyon back home”
*”Came… from… behind!”
*”Almost there… Almost there… It’s away!”
*”Negative. It didn’t go in. Just impacted on the surface”
“But it’s a whole ‘nother year..”
“Look it’s only one more season…harvest is when i need you the most Luke, you must understand..”
But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters…
Judge me by my size do you, and well you should not…
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
That was no laser blast something hit us…
It doesn’t feel like rock…
Lando system, Lando’s not a system he’s a man…
You’ve never heard of the millenium falcon?
There are alternatives to fighting…
I don’t know kid, I can imagine quite a lot…
Better her than me…
When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master…
That Wizard is just a crazy ole man…
I was once a Jedi Knight like your father…
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny…
I am not afraid….oh….yeah, you will be, you will be…
It’s surrounds us, penitrates us, luminous beings are we, not this crude matter…
Slimy, mudhole, my home this is…
The emperor knew as i did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would one day be a threat to him…