Comments on: First Look At Cobra Commander

By: SlashBeast

SlashBeast — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:47:48 +0000

First of all, hindi is a language. Bollywood is the film industry. Nobody says “this looks worse than an english film” or “this looks worse than a german film”, they say “this looks worse than a Hollywood film”. Think before you write.

By: Ifaz

Ifaz — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:37:40 +0000

I dont know john why u r hating it but it actually looks pretty awesome.

By: matty

matty — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:05:31 +0000

Rodney, would an x-men film ever use Marlon Wayans as a comic-relief character who’s supposed to be one of the world’s top soldiers? X-Men had Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellan, Halle Berry, and Patrick Stewart.

I really don’t think you can put the two on the same level.

By: bigsampson

bigsampson — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:08:43 +0000

those suits ruin it completly for me

By: Iceberg

Iceberg — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:41:17 +0000

What the fuck, are serious????Not to be mean, but this GI ‘fuckin’ JOE, not Tele ‘fuckin’ tubbies.
I’m sure bc of ur age u think this shit sandwich is cool. But real talk, this is a slap on the face to all The JOE fans. It’s really hard to fuck up when the source of the material is available even YouTube. This shit will make Mortal Kombat look like Gladiator.

By: Darren J Seeley

Darren J Seeley — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:37:31 +0000

I mean Sierra Miller as Baroness

By: Darren J Seeley

Darren J Seeley — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:36:00 +0000

I mean Sierra Miller

By: Carlos

Carlos — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:35:12 +0000

My hopes for this movie are running on fumes lately.
There’s not much of actual GI Joe…

Since now it’s an international team(which doesn’t exist and never will) and not America’s military elite.

And I don’t quite get Destro being little more than a gun smuggler.

I’m also surprised to see Scary Movie survivor Marlon Wayans still getting work these days.

By: Darren J Seeley

Darren J Seeley — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:34:01 +0000

They better. Gemma’s shiny rear is all over the final poster.

By: Darren J Seeley

Darren J Seeley — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:30:52 +0000

The image capture reminded me of Jackson when we wore his breath mask; the new theatrical GI Joe poster has Cobra and Joe people in small areas top and bottom, all in rubber and armor. With one exception: Gemma as The Baroness. She’s hogging up the one sheet, a light shining down on her bottom.

Nothing wrong with that for horny toad men of all ages, but still, there is A$$ all over the poster.