Today is unofficially officially Star Wars Day.
May the Fourth be with you!
Celebrate Star Wars Day with The Movie Blog by integrating Star Wars quotes into your day
Tell your boss you would rather kiss a Wookie
When someone asks what you did this weekend, say “I went into Toshi station to pick up some power converters”Refer to hard tasks as possible because “back home I used to target Womprats in my T-16 and they are not much larger than a meter”
Imply to someone that the ability to speak does not make you intelligent!
If you get into an argument simply stand on a chair and warn them that they can’t possibly win because you have the higher ground.
If that wins you the argument (likely out of mental stun) say “We should hurry along. They startle easy but they will be back and in greater numbers”
Compliment someone then add “for a senator”
Mix your grammar you should, sound like Yoda you will.
If someone states their profession reply with “You look a little short for a Stormtrooper”
Refer to any location as a “wretched hive of scum and villainy”
Answer in the positive by saying “YubChubb”
Curse by saying “Poodoo”
Can you add any of your own?
What was that horse, Mine That Bird, possibly thinking as he was crossing first in this past weekend’s Kentucky derby?
Never Tell me the odds!
:)
OMG I could do this all day…
If your wife calls you at work and you have to call her back, say…
“Move the ship out of the asteroid field, so that we can send a clear transmission.”
Oh, and someone expresses disappointment in you…vague choking sounds followed by dropping to the floor…
If something bad is coming up, say “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”.
Then, “It could be worse…
It’s worse!”
If a guy or girl flirts with you …”I’d rather kiss a Wookiee!”
If someone talks about their dad, “Ah, your father, powerful Jedi was he, powerful Jedi…”
If someone enjoys a joke, “Laugh it up fuzzball!”
If anyone say thats impossible, answer with – “That’s not impossible- I used to bullseye womprats with my T16. They’re no bigger than 2 meters.”
What a coinencidence, I was just watching Star Wars yesterday.
any time you are asked to go somewhere or over here someone asking some one else to go somewhere chime in with “It’s a Trap!”
I just sang the Yub Yub song.
May the Force be with you All.
Star wars is the best film ever!!! also a good film spaceballs…
We were only supposed to be doing that today? My bad… Maybe that’s why I get those funny looks.
If you go into a bar and someone beautiful asks your name, say, “I’m Luke Skywalker. I’m here to rescue you.”
Lame
if someone says that’s my pen you are using you will say “These are not the droids you are looking for.”
If somebody offers you any item of food or drink today, reply “I hate ……., it’s rough and course and its gets everywhere”
If somebody offers to take something away from you, respond in offensive Japanese Viceroy accent: “Tak them awaaaaaaaa”
If at any point in the day you need to say ‘no’, you have three choices:-
Vader: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Luke: Nooooooooooooo, no, no, noooooooooooo!
Palpatine: Neeeeeeew, neeeeeeew, neeeeeeeew YOU WILL DIIIIIIIIE!
If you need to park your car, “stay on target, stay on target”.
Play a little ball; “no it didn’t go in, just impacted on the surface”.
If somebody owes you an apology, accept it but not before choking the fucker to death.
or “Thats Impossible! Its not true!” clinging to a pole or similar object nearby.
Play a little ball; “no it didn’t go in, just impacted on the surface”.
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You can use the same line while having sex! (Zzzing!)
winning post of the year right there!
Hey rodney.
What think of wolverine opening weekend you do.
hahah that little bit was great! Happy fourth to you guys.