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Porn Movie Industry To Ask US Government For $5 Billion Bailout
So with big banks and auto makers asking the government for free money, it seems another industry, hurt by the bad economy, is asking for some assistance too. The porn movie industry is going to ask for a $5 billion bailout.
CNN gives us this:
“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”
Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry’s survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people.”
No I obviously know that Larry Flynt is just being a bit facetious here. The porn industry is probably the one recession proof business in the galaxy… but I’m sure even that business is being hit too. I guess we all need banks. We all need cars. We all need porn. :P
$5B? The most expensive porn ever made only had a budget of $1M. You could make over 5000 pornos with that bail-out. Are we burning through porn that quickly?
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If my hard-earned money was used to make porn i would be pissed. It hink people can go without porn for a while and if they absolutley need it there are some rumor that the Internet has some
Oh come on, Larry Flynt just can’t get enough attention for himself or something?
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I think this is genius and right on the money. There never should have been a bailout for the banks or anyone else. If businesses close because of poor management and a vacuum is created, other business will open to fill the need. The possess might be painful not much better in the long run then supporting bad business practices.
“but much better in the long run”*
sorry. i dun typ so gud
Porn industry needs to bail out so they can cum on the chick’s face.
oh. no. fuckin. way.
If practice makes perfect, this makes *perfect* sense to me
Kiss the Gov’mint’s ass, beg for Gov’mint’s tit, suck the Gov’mint’s dick.
Well, something like that.
The porn industry could completely dissolve into being made on nothing but webcams, polaroids and $100-camcorders and would STILL be a booming industry because, let’s face it, people are horny pigs and will always line up to buy it, no matter the quality.
Porn needs a bailout? Whatever.