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Transformers 2 Spoilers
Some spoilers have hit the web regarding Transformers 2. For those of you into that sort of thing, follow this link to Seibertron.com
For those of you that have no interest in ruining the film for yourselves……
Here is a picture of my good buddy Laserbeak
Not of a Transformers fan so i don’t know whose that?
Laserbeak is basically the Moses of the Transformers universe
With wings!
So Laserbeaks powers are transmuting water to blood and raining hail down as fire, AWESOME!!!!
I wonder how many Transformers their going to be in this film? It sounds like it’s going to be crazy.
doug
if lazer beak is moses
unicron is god himself
no one beats the unicron
Uh… HotRod beat Unicron. Pussy.
Unicron is just a big bully. All it takes is one eager pimped out bot with “the touch” and a leadership matrix and Unicron can’t keep it together.
Seriously. He tries. His kneecap blows off and his leg blows right off and he can’t do a thing to stop it.
True story.
but hotrod is in a team OF pussies called the autobots
…and lazerbeak is also in the group of coward fucks that run away from fights and cant even kill a teenager
AND hot rod CRASHED by accident inside galvatrons left eye and had galvatron help him defeat unicron because unicron had already pwned him too
and he turns into a freaking planet that eats other planets i mean cmon
(i do love hotrod though dont get me wrong…im just saying. if it werent for optimus and grimlock hed be my fav autobot)
As far as Death-from-Above-Robotic-Avian-Cassettes go, I prefer Buzzsaw over the cowardly Laserbeak, Buzzsaw would swoop down and rip out an Autobot’s optic sensors:
Laserbeak Tech Spec:
Laserbeak takes pleasure in hunting his prey — usually the straggling survivors of a battle. Noticeably not brave. Will run for safety if threatened. Flies at speeds up to 250mph. Uses two independently targetable laser cannons with extreme precision to get information from capitves. Shortage of ruby crystals that powers the lasers can panic his systems into shutting down.
Strength 5, Intelligence, 6, Speed 8, Endurance 5, Rank 6, Courage 2, Firepower 8, Skill 9
Buzzsaw Tech Spec:
Civil and sophisticated yet very cruel and destructive. Approaches his lethal tasks like a fine artist. Each deadly mission is like working on a new masterpiece. Can pinpoint and photograph a thumbtack from 20 miles away. Flies at 250mph. Carries twin mortar cannons. Diamond-hard, micro-serrated beak can carve up almost any opponent. Due to large ego, will often sulk rather than proceed if his plans go astray.
Strength 5, Intelligence 8, Speed 8, Endurance 4, Rank 6, Courage 7, Firepower 4, Skill 9
like i said
all decepticons are cowards
say all you want about autobots but at least they have a spine…unlike some decepticons in the movie who just ditched.. **coughBARRICADE/STARSCREAMcoughcough**
dont think so rodney hotrod = pussy…..grimlock is jesus and puck is moses…
chris
ahh i like hotrod, hes cool…grimlock is cooler though
but my likeness towards unicron is like 80 times bigger
unicron is too much. in a one on one battle unicron would kill ANY TRANSFORMER
ABSOLUTELY ANY TRANSFORMER. doesnt matter who it is.
im sorry i meant to say he crashed in UNICRONS left eye not galvatrons