German The Day The Earth Stood Still Poster



Posted by on 13. 10. 2008in News Chat

Holy Poster Day! We have a German poster for The Day The Earth Stood Still for you to check out today thanks to our friends at IESB:

Dtess Intposter-1

This poster sucks. It would be good if it was for the film “The Day The Giant Face Ate The Horizon.” In German that would be loosely translated to Der Tag aß das riesige Gesicht den Horizont (by Babblefish). Sadly, this is not the title of the film. If I was German I would feel great insult for receiving this poster.

The German people are sorry about Hitler, enough time has passed, give them better.

This poster is only acceptable for the sale of skin care products.

This post was written by :

who has written 8899 posts on The Movie Blog

visit author's website | Contact the Author

Bookmark or Share this Post!

RSS Digg Twitter StumbleUpon facebook reddit linkedin Google

13 Responses to “German The Day The Earth Stood Still Poster”

  1. René says:

    To correct the Babblefish-Translation, this is the correct Translation: „Der Tag, an dem das riesige Gesicht den Horizont aß“… and yes, the Poster sucks ;)

  2. Phil Gee says:

    Other websites just say “here’s a new poster”. Not Doug Nagy:)

  3. I think I see Captain America in Keanu’s eye ;)

  4. thegermangeezer says:

    yet another remake where i have to see the original afterwards to keep the universe in balance…

    and yes doug, as a german i feel pretty insulted by this abomination of an poster.

  5. Doug Nagy says:

    As you should Geezer, as you should.

  6. handle says:

    poster is pretty much a huge failure. Massive face….so massive you really can’t even tell it is Keanu Reeves. Which seems like the whole reason you would make a poster with a huge face would be to sell the audience on the big name star they got. I guess that is why they had to go ahead and put his name real big up top as well.

  7. HAZMAT_LIKES_VAMPIRES says:

    well..im not german…but i do listen to rammstein

    does that count?

    can i still be pissed at this shitty excuse of a poster??

  8. Dutch says:

    Totally off subject. Just that look (I’m not seeing a whole lot of Keanu) it reminds me of Patrick McGoohan (ok stretching a point here) from the Prisoner TV series? I will not be brief debriefed… Please don’t make this happen. Klaatu Keanu barada nikto dude

  9. obi-wan kubrick says:

    With all of his facial scarring Keanu looks more like Tommy Lee Jones. THis poster had a lot of work done on his face and I agree it sucks.

  10. Leondardo says:

    Keanu looks creepy as hell…I think it works well for a potentially creepy alien movie. I actually like the poster despite all the haters. It’s creepy as fuck. Keanu looks like some inhuman creature prepared to kill everyone. The face is huge, but that doesn’t bother me. I appreciate it’s strange proportion as it kind of reflects the whole alien nature of the film. Rock on.

  11. John says:

    Is it just me or does that look more like the face of Robert Patrick from Terminator 2 than it does Matrix boy?

  12. Wade says:

    It’s ok but really not very original. Looks exactly like the poster of Immortel (ad vitam)

    http://thelostforum.winonlyriders.net/viewtopic.php?t=1773

  13. Dragonslayer says:

    I’m excited for this film

Leave a Reply

Get a Gravatar
Before you do, review these rules:
1) Stay on topic
2) Disagree and debate, but no insulting other commenters or the author
3) off topic messages for the author should be emailed directly, not left as a comment.
4) Do not put links in your comment, or any form of promotion or advertising. These will automatically be deleted.