This entry was posted on Friday, October 3rd, 2008 at 12:29 pm.
Categories: News Chat | By Doug
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Hurry up and watch this - it looks like it’s getting pulled.

74 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  2. Ok, no matter what, I am coming to tonight’s live show just to hear John’s thoughts on this huge pile of poo I just saw.

    Y’know the bad guy in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade who drinks the false grail. That was me while watching this.

  3. craig

    I can’t even BEGIN to tell you how disappointed I am in this. The source material, the dragon ball show was an enormous hit, absolutly amazing. To attach the dragon ball name to this incredibly awful trailer/movie is a disgrace to any and all things dragon ball. I want to go to the studio and punch every person directly in the throat that had anything to do with this.

  4. mountaineer014

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    Can you say Street Fighter?

  5. I’ve been a long time DB fan. This movie should never have been made. It looks soooo awfull. It’s something a 13yr old would say “WOW COOL this movie is gonna rock”. Maybe their trying to get the younger generation to like this franchise (since its a 20yr old fanchise).

  6. I’m about to get pummelled… *whincing* …

    I’ve never liked Dragonball… never gave a second thought about it. But I have to say, the fight coreagraphy is impressive and looks solid. I would go see this. I am a huge fan of James Marsters (SPIKE of Buffy the Vampire Slayer fame) and I think he looks cool as Piccolo. Yep, I get it… he’s not green enough. He’s more of a mute grey. But the Make up is still cool. I’m kinda intrigued. Not super pumped… but I’ll def. shell out the duckets to see it.

  7. frankwolftown

    I liked Speed Racer but there is no way this can be good.
    ….
    I’m going to see it anyway.

  8. Slushie Man

    I’m with Forest. I could never get into any of the Dragonball shows except the original Dragon Balls, and while this doesn’t look like any sort of high art, it does seem like it’ll be next year’s guilty pleasure of mine.

  9. Looks like “Forbidden Kingdom” so far. But with explosions, cleavage, and a lot of unnecessary title cards. There’s obviously a lot of unfinished shots and missing CGI in this teaser. I can’t imagine Goku would be flipping around in the middle of an empty room for no reason. Still, it looks pretty much how I’d expect a Dragonball movie to look. All the flying and planet-destroying battles aren’t supposed to happen until the sequels anyway. I’ll keeping waiting for the real trailer.

  10. aaron

    wow. they ruined another great show

  11. HAZMAT_PWNS_ALL

    that looks worse then the last shit i took!!!

    FUUUUCKK!!

    let ME make this movie!

    it looks like a SHITTY combo of tokio drift, mortal kombat and a really bad episode of heroes!!!

    i used to dress up in halloween like this fucker!! now goku looks as heterosexual as the roller blade guy from reno 911!!!

    this goku looks like a fucking jonas brother!!

    and piccolo looks like someone grounded up shit from every specie and attempted to sculpt freddy crugger and failed miserably…

    and was that a dodge charger in the middle of the preview!?!?!

  12. HAZMAT_PWNS_ALL

    i will unleash my anger on my cat. poor mrs bonzi.

    someone must pay dearly for this failed abortion of a preview.

  13. craig

    LMFAO Hazmat wins this comment section.

  14. Alex

    i dont think its a trailer, more like a promo, hopefully!

    because this is just awfull…..

  15. gutpunch

    A trailer is a promo. This is a teaser, also a promo. Still looks like shit.

  16. handle

    Eh I don’t why people say they ruined it based on this video. You can’t see anything substantial going on. That said, the movie will suck regardless.

  17. wow….this generations ‘Street Fighter’ indeed.

  18. eric

    :pukes: go phils!

  19. TM

    That looked wonderful. Was goku driving around in a Mustang??

    DBZ + 90210 = Gaaaaggg.

  20. HDpunk

    ive been a fan of the show for a while, not so much anymore, but i liked the trailer. i mean, i dont think the movie is gonna win any awards or break ticket sale records but hopefully it can be descent

  21. Alex

    what i mean is that i dont see this being aired in theaters.

  22. @ alex
    ya its just a teaser since its too short and the trailer is supposed to premiere at the max payne premiere. They were showing this trailer at a convention or something.

  23. Seth Rex

    I’m going to like it.

  24. That was a shorter promo playing at a convention. This is the official leaked teaser that will be playing with Max Payne. It’ll be a few more months before we get a full trailer.

    I still think it looks somewhat promising. I always favor guilty pleasures over the more popular “A-list” movies. Babes, Bombs, and Kung Fu - three ingredients any movie needs to make me happy. Screw faithful adaptation. As long as the movie kicks ass in the end, they could have Goku sing karaoke for all I care.

  25. finaljoe

    Have the people who made this even seen one Dragonball or DBZ episode?

  26. aaron

    probably not, because this looked..ugh…just awful, we waited around for that long knowing it would be bad, but when the slightest glimmer of hope comes…it failed.

    F U dragonball

    LOL

  27. PADTHAI

    thanks for posting this up.

    I think it’s still going to be a hit, and not the flop that was Speed Racer. Young teenage boys eat this stuff up.

  28. ADOX

    Was there ever cities in DB? I only seen a couple.

    I had high hopes for the guy playing goku after WotW but oh well, the guy playing Rushi should not have taken a role in this poo either

  29. Robin

    Okay, as a former Dragonball geek, I have a few complaints.

    1. Why are the dragonballs so small?

    2. Why is Piccalo human?

    3. Who the hell cares about Mai, Bulma, and Roshi?

    4. Where the fuck is Krillin?!?

  30. DarkKinger

    Okay, I’m not a big fan of DB, but I have some respect for it and figured there is no way in hell the teaser would actually look bad…

    Good Lord, Mary, and Bruce! I can’t stop laughing!!!

    I can’t say if this movie is doomed or not. All I can say is… we’re fucked!

  31. Christian

    Straight to DVD please. I don’t want that to be in the theatre.

  32. Obi-Wan Kubrick

    Justin Chatwin’s career is officially over. He needs to fire his manager. The Invisible was horrible.

  33. SFEDP

    I cannot believe this. As a 15 yr old (young demographic), I am hugely disappointed. Are they serious with that Piccolo? BARELY even looks like him. And I’m not digging the “modern yet at the same time ancient” look they’re going for. It work in the series, but not here. I really wanted to see this. But now, I don’t even think I’ll buy it if it was in the clearance bin, which probably won’t be long.

    @Robin

    I know what you mean. WHERE THE FUCK IS KRILLIN?!?!

  34. PADTHAI

    SFEDP..
    you might be different, since you’re on the movie blog and you’ve listened to all the ranting on this site about how this movie was going to be bad. Other people who aren’t on this site will still be interested. This movie trailer doesn’t have all the special effects done, and until you see that you can’t judge it. It still could turn out looking great.

  35. Tom

    i disagree with moviegab. i myself am 13 and even i think this is retarded. i think this was aimed for the 6-12 audience

  36. miles

    fuck this movie.

  37. T-Vo

    Being that I have no emotional ties to the DB universe I was expecting this trailer to suck Palin Balls. But hey, I didn’t seem that retarded. I love martial arts films and if they can get some Hong Kong style action without the American “Shaky Cam”, I’ll be happy to sneak into it after watching something else. Chow Yun Fat Kicking ass in a Hawaiian shirt! FTW!

  38. Darek-T

    i don’t think this trailer looks bad at all. I used to like Dragonball Z alot when i was like 10-12 and i think this looks pretty good. I’ve never seen any episode of Dragonball though and i don’t know if this is based off that or Dragonball Z. so i’m pretty ok with this and will definetely be looking foward to seeing a real trailor with special effects and all.

  39. Darek-T

    i don’t think this trailer looks bad at all. I used to like Dragonball Z alot when i was like 10-12 and i think this looks pretty good. I’ve never seen any episode of Dragonball though and I’ve only seen Z stuff after the Cell Saga to The end of the Boo saga though i am very familiar with the Android and Cell saga’s since i’ve played a few of the games. I’m assuming this is based off Dragonball so i’ve never seen the source material and can’t realy take offence to not sticking to it, and i’m fine with Picalo not being green. so i’m pretty ok with this and will definetely be looking foward to seeing a real trailor with special effects and all.

  40. chris (the real one)

    –violently vomits everywhere–

    fuckinbullshitcuntassholebastardprickpotatoe!! what else can i saw i expected it to be horrible but not like this…..looks like a generic american made, hong kong wannabe. the only thing dragon ball about it is in title….fuckin hollywood

  41. @Robin
    As a current DB geek, I can address your complaints.

    1. Why are the dragonballs so small?
    So that the props are easier to manage.

    2. Why is Piccalo human?
    The pale white skin is the result of his long imprisonment. He eventually becomes green again.

    3. Who the hell cares about Mai, Bulma, and Roshi?
    Bulma and Roshi are the two most important characters to the original story next to Goku. They have to be in there. And Mai’s just some additional T&A that they managed to scrap from the first season of Dragonball. They needed an extra bad guy.

    4. Where the fuck is Krillin?!?
    If they introduced all the characters now, there’d be no one left to bring in for the sequel. He’ll probably have a cameo role. James Wong was upset that the screenwriter didn’t include him either.

  42. HAZMAT_PWNS_ALL

    @ MR CHRIS

    were did you hear piccolo was going to be green later? who said? is it legit? like hell be green in dragon ball z?

    enlighten me.

    or die.

    =]

  43. James Marsters confirmed it, along with a couple of people who claim to have been on the set. He only starts out white because of his old age (an idea the make-up artist had.)

    Actually - you can see it in the trailer. Near the end, he’s spinning around in front of an explosion and the back of his head is visibly green for a split-second.

    No antennae, though. Sorry.

  44. Raphael

    It’s not the movie its how chessy they made the trailer.

  45. Looks horrible

  46. Raphael

    I think the scenes look good so far but the teaser trailer is so cheesy.

  47. Raphael

    The teaser trailer SUCKED… but the movie will be good.

  48. Wish there was a safe haven for videos like this. Tired of getting to the news only to find out the video is gone. Can’t agree, b*tch or comment on the video.

  49. Robert (aka Algoresnuts)

    The shit I just took looks almost as shitty as this shitty piece of shit.

  50. Raphael

    Hey PHOENIXP#K< it’s here http://dbthemovie.com/

  51. Quietus

    It is super terrible.

  52. bigsampson

    wtf was that …. CRAP!

  53. Raphael

    The words of a non fan don’t matter

  54. giren

    Shoot! Am I too late? That video is not there anymore. :(

  55. HAZMAT_PWNS_ALL

    THANK YOU chris,

    thats great news my friend

  56. Raphael

    Was this the promo trailer or teaser trailer?

  57. giren

    Thx, Raphael!!

  58. shenlong

    100 Million Budget than this. lord of the Rings 280 Million Budget all 3 Episodes!!! James Wong and Stephan Chow make a disaster. Dragonball has so much to create a wonderfull epic with more than 3 episodes and they did another Streetfighter, Mortal Combat and DOA-like Movie Sorry Hollywood is sometimes stupid!

  59. SFEDP

    @Padthai

    Ok, you’re right. I guess I shouldn’t jump to conclusions. But I’m just saying, what I’m going to expect from this movie has been lowered after viewing the trailer.
    And as far as being influenced by others, my fragile mind can’t think for itself. :)

  60. Raphael

    in any case this wasnt exactly a trailer, it was made 6 months ago and made for the expo, so like adam said, it’s a footage video

  61. jaffahut

    Oh boy… This film should’ve been put in the same pile of bad ideas where they put the Justice League.

  62. bruser

    Hmmmm, I can see a few employees of Fox making up excuses for all the rottedness and factors for failure seen in this trailer/teaser, or pretending to be people who are impressed and will go watch this crap.
    Well nice try, but I’m happy to say you guys will just get flattened by the people round the world who are boycotting.

  63. MR. DIEGO!

    to Mr. Chris:

    1) Why goku looks like a 21 year old, if it is more younger in the anime?

    2) why roshi is a f…ng 35 year old DUDE if in the anime its like 144 years old, where`s the turtle shell on his back cause i can´t see it?

    They could done a better job with this and they fu..king.. ruined all! its a great story and a great anime, im so pissed off!!, they selected the worst cast in the world, the worst director and even the worst special effects team! F****K THIS MOVIE!

  64. LOL

    I hope the real theatrical trailer is legit, cause this one just makes people question suicide.

  65. Raphael

    Bruser, no one is boycotting their waiting for a real trailer to come because this teaser is just shit and Mr. Diego, this teaser was made 6 months ago so SFX wasn’t done yet.

  66. That was hilarious! Poor Hitler just can’t win.

    @MR. DIEGO
    The changes they’ve made are caused by the Fox chairmen arguing with the screenwriters, and how they’re trying to pack seven seasons worth of origin story into one movie. Otherwise, it comes down to demographics. A teen Goku can sell more tickets than a twelve year-old.

    No hating on the director, though - he and Chow did a lot of fighting with the chairmen just to get a lot of classic Dragonball stuff put back in the movie.

    What bugs me most about the trailer is Fox’s poor handling of the presentation. The general consensus is that this is reminding people of “Mortal Kombat,” yet both Wong and Chow are experienced in creating modern action movies with their own styles. So why does this look more like a 90’s video game movie than one of their own?

    I’m guessing it’s the Fox chairmen again. All summer, they’ve been editing their movie trailers and selling fake premises for movies they’re afraid to take risks on (Meet Dave, X-Files, Babylon AD, Max Payne, etc.) It looks like they’re doing it again. According to the cast and crew, the movie is supposedly a lot more faithful than the ads make it out to be, but Fox wants to focus on the minor changes (like showing a split-second shot of a Bumblebee car to cash in on the Transformers hype.) They’re not even showing the good shots like the leaked one I saw of Goku’s training where he’s running through the desert carrying a massive boulder over his head (or a turtle shell - I couldn’t tell.)

    If they have a turd, they should at least polish it instead of smearing it around. But that’s Fox for you.

  67. Setrite

    AMERICA strikes again.
    only america can get a 100million dollar budget for such a huge OBVIOUS flop.

    God, Japs should just out right refuse any american use of their stuff.

  68. Setrite

    oh and i just noticed te chairman of fox is part of this disaster, what a surprise?
    lol

  69. kracken

    Nobody with a right mind won’t boycott this crap now. There’s simply no excuses left not to do so.

  70. HAZMAT_DRINKS_BLOOD

    SETRITE

    oh yeah..lets compare OUR one godzilla movie to asias crappy 78 failed godzillas and im 100% sure ours made thrice more money

    and yes. thrice DOES mean 3 time more.

  71. pigeonfeet

    maaan, this thing is gana set asian people back ten year

  72. Andy

    The dragonballs are the earth ones so they’re small. The ones from Planet Namek are larger oh and before I forget… THIS MOVIE’S GONNA SUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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