Tom Cruise In Talks For Mission Impossible 4
It looks like Mr. Cruise is being courted to star in another Mission Impossible film. We get this scoop from the professionals at Variety:
Sumner Redstone said Tuesday he has no objection to Tom Cruise starring in the next installment of the “Mission: Impossible” franchise. The Viacom boss made the comment after speaking at the Seoul Digital Forum in the South Korean capital.
Redstone ended Paramount’s 14-year relationship with Cruise and his producing partner Paula Wagner in August 2006 and publicly criticized the actor’s behavior. However, Cruise is now in talks with Paramount to star in a fourth “Mission: Impossible” film.
Money has a way of settling disputes. The chosen son of Xenu has been in the news recently for his insane blathering on an in-house Scientology motivational film. His German drama Valkyrie has been pushed back, and many are wondering if the star’s antics will allow him to remain in the A list much longer. I suppose another Mission Impossible film would be the best test for that hypothesis.
Tom Cruise is bent on controlling the earth with the power of the great Xenu. The thousand tentacles of the deity stretch far and wide through Tom Cruise’s influence. It is foretold that one day the great Xenu himself will birth from Cruise’s vagina-esque belly button. Xenu in human form looks like a young Burt Reynols, with a serpent head. Like Serpentor, but way cooler.
They should call this film Mission Impossible 4: Tom Gets His Wits About Him
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jay
LOL……!!!!!!
Great imagination Doug!
May 7th, 2008
Meli
I could careless about a Mission Impossible 4, but your post is superb!!!
LOL! Nothing like a laugh in the morning when I’m still trying to wake up; despite the fact I am already at work.
May 7th, 2008
Ransom
Haha. This post made me laugh out loud at work! The girl across the hall just gave me a funny look! Thanks Doug!
May 7th, 2008
Phil Gee
Nothing’s cooler than Serpentor; this I command.
May 7th, 2008
790
Ah yes another horrible Mission Impossible film, starring the uber-demi-god himself. (Thanks for the warning).
Just another film I won’t see and can pray for its demise.
Cruise was on Ooprah a few days back and the show was titled.
Tom Cruise the first 25 years. Ahhahhh haha, I wanted to nuke Chicago from Orbit.
Ooorpharha had a funny line after Tom said that he likes to wake up, play with his kids, take a flight in one of his planes and then land and go have a picnic.
She says “see he’s normal”…
Yea Ooopsrah I’m flying my X-wing over your studio. Is that gay or normal…. Or a joke or both.
Iron Man needs to take on the evil corporate princess the Oprhamanderin next film?
May 7th, 2008
790
I just noticed that picture you have up looks like it was taken from a scientology function.
Errie.
May 7th, 2008
doug nagy
I am pretty sure it was
May 7th, 2008
1138
Great Post Doug!!
I had high hopes for this series when I heard they were doing a redux. But after being disappointed with the first of the series I just ignored the rest of the trash. Even Seymour Hoffman who I love couldn’t get me to see the third!
It’s to bad too. Watching the original when I was a kid (especially as a rerun because they would play my favorites over and over again), I really thought the plots were so ingenious and was really expecting more of the same from the movies. But Cruise ruined everything…oh well at least he’s a laughingstock now so I get the last laugh Cruise!!! : )
May 7th, 2008
MRTIBBS
I don’t care what he does in his spare time. He’s a great actor and makes great films. I can’t wait for MI4.
May 7th, 2008
HisDivineShadow
I hate the “guy” but if he wants to make a comeback (yuck) he should try a full on comedic role.
Not the little part in Tropic Thunder. Yes warning to ya all he’s in Tropic Thunder.
May 7th, 2008
Codename 76
Money transcends cultism
May 7th, 2008
Sahil
I cant wait
May 8th, 2008
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