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New Game! Name That Torso
We have a new game for you guys today. It’s called Name That Torso; and you do just that. A week from today I will reveal (in this post) the owner of this torso. The winner will have bragging rights and garner international respect!
Without further ado, Name That Torso!
Jennifer Garner.
Alyssa Milano?
Alyssa Milano maye?
Keeley Hazell
Garner’s tits aren’t that huge. The tits also look fake, which rules out about three girls in Hollywood. MIght be Milano.
Ben Stiller
catherine zeta jones
J love Hewitt?
J love Hewitt
ye that would be my guess too
Demi Moore.
Rose Mcgowan
Milano was my first guess but then I thought maybe rose mcgowan?
Tricia Helfer?
Photoshop!
Rosie O’Donnell ;)
Danneel Harris
Shania Twain
Does no one else see this as completely pointless? What does this have to do with movies?
Willow
Absolutely nothing!
(ain’t it great!)
@williow, it has everyhting to do with movies.
Lohan is my guess.
lol that is NOT demmi moore….but i picture j love hewitts face fitting that body
Does anyone else find willow’s comment completely pointless? What does his comment have to do with the post?
I like these little games.
I also guess Rose McGowan
ROBERT(WOLF)
lohans torso is completely filled wiht freckles.
My Aunt May.
The answer is clearly Doug Nagy.
mommy?!?!
Jennifer love hewitt
Jennifer Love Hewitt back in the day. Not now during her crazy Ghost Whisperer weight days.
J L Hewitt of course…can never forget those ample breastases.
@ Willow
As a nihilist, I believe everything is pointless. (I also know that games are fun in spite of this.)
Every Torso will be from an actor/actress that is known to most of our readers.
In conclusion; this is pointless, but the torsos are movie related.
The Pleasure Witch?
I’m thinking JLH myself but to throw in a different guess i’ll say Megan Fox.
Isla Fisher?
torso1.
@HAZMET-This is what took me off my guess first than I remembered this picture looks very polished up as do a lot of Lohan pictures.
Anne Hathaway, but with a major push-up bra. And yes, this has everything to do with movies.
Jessica simpson
Jennifer Lopez
Jessica Alba
Elisha Cuthbert
Isla Fisher
Laserbeak
Lohan. It’s obviously photoshop, and most photoshopped pictures of her has her freckles photoshopped out.
your pleasure witch
I’ll go with the Rose McGowan contingent.
Kiera Knightley
I think it could be Jennifer Love Hewitt. I’m sure it could be especially what me and her did last night lol…………………..
That golden girl Beatrice Arthur
How did you get that picture of me?!
Gotta go Salma Hayek – Pre Pregancy
Jessica Alba
I think Jessica Alba, unless it also includes music industry, in that case Mariah Carrey
My first instinct was to go with the Jennifer Love Hewitt crowd. But I’m a rebel at heart, so I’m saying Kate Beckinsale.
Slow news day?
whoever said photoshop was right on the money…I mean that picture looks so fake, nobody can claim that it’s her torso with all the touch ups.
boobs aren’t exactly massive (B-cups with the help of a pushup bra) which rules out a few of the guesses already mentioned. waist isn’t super thin either which indicates someone who works out quite a bit and isn’t anorexic.
Denise Richards or Victoria Beckham…I’ll say it’s the former.
I think Nagy’s messing with us. The bra and panties look completely photoshopped on. Watch it be some random porn actress.
Rose McGowan
Megan Fox
It looks like Jennifer Love HugeTits
Rhona Mitra
Rhona Mitra
Britney Spears
Jessica Alba prepregnancy
Anne Hathaway
Is there going to be an answer???
I’m guessing Lindsay Lohan (felt that puking sensation there)…but I could see JLH as well…
nevermind the answer question…long day so far! :)
Remember when a week is over that I called it WUUUHUUUU…
If I’m wrong, well then I’ll just look stupid :P
But yeah I still think it’s Rose McGowan.
I actually almost want to agree with you Edvin….but I’ll stick to mine…if you’re right, you get the brags!
:)
The only thing Edvin…is that Rose’s skin is light…as in Irish (skim milk as me white)
:)
I’m also gonna jump on the Alba bandwagon… Jessica Alba
To light to be Jessica Alba…unless Doug is retouching photos! ;)
I will never re-touch a photo.
Will never or could never??? LOL
At least you gave that part of the game off! Thanks Doug!
:)
Given what Doug said….I’m stickin’ with Lindsay’the craze’Lohan…
Definitely Alyssa Milano.
(That is Mariah Carrey
Jessica Alba
Tell us Doug, are we even close to the correct answer
The truth will be revealed Monday! No Hints!
lol thats bullshit doug! monday is like 94 hours away!!
ill have to press “next” on the bottom of the page like 6 times to get to this post…
ROBERT(WOLF)
yeah that is true shes done plenty of shit to herself (shes suposed to have red hair..)
and its HAZMAT! not HAZMET! lol :p
AND THE TORSO BELONGS TO ……………………………………..
CATHERINE ZETA JONES!
MIKE IS VICTORIOUS AND STANDS ALONE AS THE WINNER!
(Type your comment here. Make sure you’ve read the commenting rules before doing so) Torso No2 . Its either Sarah Jessica Parker or Sasha Baron Cohen .
(Type your comment here. Make sure you’ve read the commenting rules before doing so)I AM 100%SURE THIS IS ME!!!