You’re such a little slut. I love it!

;)

Right now, Iron Man is clocking in at about seven inches, but every new piece of footage I’ve seen is making that cock more and more engorged.

“….If Dark Knight is the footlong dick of summer, Hulk is the ingrown penis.”

Fine Kristina, you forgot to add your 2 cents regarding Iron Man.

I’d like to know how his penis is shaping up? :)

*high-fives his monitor*

Kristina, oh Kristina……

I guess you’re right, but sheesh, I don’t want to go see a movie about a guy moping about being able to smash the fuck outta anyone he doesn’t like.

And it seems to me that Universal is very nervous about this film. I like my movies the way I like my men: confident as hell. It’s like Universal is ashamed of the film they have made. I don’t see this thing getting pushed like the other summer films, and I was Universal, I’d be pushing the fuck outta this thing to get people hyped for the movie. The trailer was ho-hum, this poster is dull, and buzz is bad. If Dark Knight is the footlong dick of summer, Hulk is the ingrown penis.

Poor poster, I don’t understand the hype for this movie. My money is on it failing at the Box Office and getting piss poor reviews from critics.

Yup, I just made that call.