Corey Haim Will Have A Role In Crank 2

Campea just shot the following skinny my way; Corey Haim will have a role in Crank 2.

You thought shit was tough for Statham the first time out? Now he has this to fucking deal with:

Corey-Haim

I have no idea if Corey will be a hero or villain as of yet. I certainly hope he’s a bad guy. I want him to whip a senior citizen in the face with that horn necklace (see above) till they sign over their pension check.

Neveldine and Taylor always provide perverse and titillating sex sequences; I wonder if we will see Haim throw his hog around. They totally showed ALL of Alyssa Milano in Pathology, and I am wondering if I will get to see another childhood role model’s genitals before I die.

This dude was mocked like crazy for putting an ad in the trades recently; but he’s in Crank 2, and we will watch him. Curiosity is wrapping its tentacles around all of us and whispering the words “Corey Haim” into our wanting and inquisitive ears.

We will be sure to keep you posted about this story, and will fill you in with updates, as they are made available to us.

22 thoughts on “Corey Haim Will Have A Role In Crank 2

  1. corey corey corey ……….. do your thing kid you got people talkin cutz on yeah but your good dog you owned the 80’s show the mother fucke$ out there what time it is my ni%%a peace stampz oo dovez new york new york

  2. (Type your comment here. Make sure you’ve read the commenting rules before doing so)>>>>>P.S. The alternate endings and the final scene in the credits of the Lost Tribe were sureal and seemed personal with Heim and Feldman huh? Heim would punish Feldman, No Questions Asked!!!

  3. (Type your comment here. Make sure you’ve read the commenting rules before doing so) I say go Heim! You have so much to gain with the issues you put on the table. I think 99.9% of the nation has used or has had an addict reaction at one time in their life. People will always hate, that is nature! there are those that gain heart from those that have overcome hardship…. Much Love … I am happy that a Huge Movie role has fallen for Heim!!! ,
    The Heim Fan

  4. (Type your comment here. Make sure you’ve read the commenting rules before doing so) We all love you Cory! You have and always will be the greatest! Everyone goes through a rough patch–your a great actor and we still believe in you! Can’t wait till you start appearing in all kinds of movies–we have waited for this!

  5. yeah he playing Amy Smarts abusive boyfriend, just a couple of scenes it would seem. He’s also has another role coming up called Shark City. Hope it all works out fo’ ya Corey.

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  7. Hi!
    This is Caro again!
    I am sure Corey have a Role in CRANK 2,
    Because I found an article on this subject. Corey Haim is the end of casting Crank 2.

    I send you my other site in French on Corey Haim, and this site does lack absolutely nothing on him. Even he is Turning, dated June 8, 2008 for the film DaZe.
    In Release Date for 2009, too.

    HAIM-2008
    (Caro)

    http://haim-2008.jkiffe.fr/

    Enjoy your visit,
    Everything is there!
    Caro!

  8. Come on now people….you can’t act like Corey Haim wasn’t the man back in the day…he was a great child actor…much better than those corny little heart throbs of today…anyways, I’d love to see him rebound from the bad decade he has had…hopefully this is a start…

  9. people stop argueing about corey feldman corey haim is going to be in lost boys 2 they actually cut out 5 scenes of the movie to put him in those scenes but the scenes will be in the movie but the only diffrent thing is that haim will be init happy also hes also done the scenes he was ment to do ass well so hes going to be init for about half of the movie and also jason patric aka Michael Emerson and also Star will be doing a scene in the movie as well .

  10. I don’t see him so much as ‘the bad guy’ but as the ‘bad guy’s psychotic henchman. Sort of like the ‘Oddjob’ role that 007 always has to contend with in the James Bond movie. That could work very well.

    I was a bit cynical with the full page ad, but I guess I if he can really pull it off more power to him. I guess I can’t help but root for the underdog in this case.

  11. Possibly means Feldman..

    Crank 2 is shaping up to be amazing. Not like it needed anymore encouragement to make it just that though!

  12. I agree. If you make him a bad guy, and completely change his look and maybe get him some acting lessons and such – AND you have him get the snot kicked out of him (the character he plays, not in real life I mean), this could work.

    And the other Corey should not be anywhere near this movie.

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