‘Superhero Movie’ Poster

Cinematical got their hands on the all new poster for the latest spoof movie, ‘Superhero Movie.’

Cinematical gives us this synopsis and poster:

Superhero Movie revolves around a high school kid named Rick Riker who develops superhuman abilities after being bitten by a genetically altered dragonfly. Thus, he soon becomes The Dragonfly … and must go on a quest to stop a supervillain called The Hourglass from taking over the world.

Oh my god! Will they ever stop churning out these f*cking god awful movies? Holy f*ck! I mean, really…is this a separate spoof or a sequel to ‘Scary Movie 4,’ because almost everybody in this poster is from the ‘Scary Movie’ series.  There’s not even any originality with the poster, because it actually LOOKS like the ‘Scary Movie’ series as well.

Do not go see this movie! Every time these spoof movies come out, they get horrible reviews, yet great box office numbers. You want to know why? It’s because the studios are smart enough to release the movie when it has NOTHING to compete with.

If this is the only movie to see on March 28,2008, then stay home! Read a book! Have a movie night at home! Get drunk! Get laid! Masturbate if you’re that bored, but PLEASE stay away from this movie, because if you do, I guarantee the numbers for horrible spoofs will diminish.

Avoid this movie this March 28, 2008.

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29 thoughts on “‘Superhero Movie’ Poster

  1. ya i would rather end my life than see this movie..i was having a good day until i saw the preview for this movie, and i couldnt help but think that the theory from Idiocracy is actually happening….

  2. @ Serena

    Craig Mazin co-wrote the last Scary Movies with Zucker. Zucker also produced them. Robert Weiss is on board as producer again too.

    It’s essentially the same team doing it, except without Pat Proft. And the directors switched around this time. Therefore bets = probably great movie.

  3. @nbakid,

    Listen babes, this isn’t about being right or wrong. I’m entitled to my opinion and so are you. You are allowed to LIKE those movies, just like I’m allowed to NOT like them.

    Btw…David Zucker IS NOT directing this movie. He’s merely just one of the producers. Craig Mazin has written and directed the movie. So saying how the Zuckers are behind this movie does NOT mean that it will be a good movie. Maybe it will be good, I doubt it. However, I’m entitled to my opinion. So you can defend this movie until you’re blue in the face, I’m not changing my mind or my opinion just because you disagree. :)

  4. Serena, I think you’re wrong on this one.

    A) You haven’t seen it
    B) The producers/directors have quality stuff behind them
    C) This is NOT Epic Movie or Meet the Spartans material
    D) I thought the last two Scary Movies were hilarious, and that was because of the talent behind them.

    I did NOT like Date/Epic/Meet the Spartans, let it be known.

    “The jokes were stupid” Well of course they were! That’s what these guys put out! Stupid, funny comedies! That’s why I go see anything these guys put out, because I’m looking for a lot of laughs. And unlike the guys who did the aforementioned p.o.s., these guys deliver consistantly.

  5. @ Kanthan,

    With all due respect, why don’t you stick to these horrible spoof movies. I’m not jumping on the band wagon, I watched the last two Scary Movies, and they were horrible…and the jokes were stupid! The only time I laughed in either one of those movies was when Leslie Nielsen confused the term UN.

    Also, THESE movies are the LOWEST form of entertainment. NOT horror. :)

  6. I think Serena has jumped on the band wagon of slating spoof movies just because of previous reminds me a little about the women who spoke up against Mass effect (videogame) without even playing it. Serena with respect please stick to the no brainer horror films please

  7. I ve heard some pre-review’s for this and it sounded quite good. Also i love superheroes movies and would love to see them spoofed. I will go and see this. Just because recently spoof movies have being getting bad review doesnt mean that one will not come along and be good. Just let the public decide. Anyway its not by the same people who did epic movie and meet the spartans so that definatley a plus and should be the tag line.

  8. I agree with nbakid. This movie has a decent looking trailer and is being made be people who know how to make spoof movies good. I’ll definitely be seeing this.

  9. I think this movie will be better than the “2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie” films because it looks like it will be more like a classic spoof.

    From the looks of the trailer, it seem that it is spoofing one story specififically: Spider-Man. I hope it will be a spoof much like Hot Shots! was, in which, sure, there were many spoofs of other movies, but it still maintained the plot line of Top Gun. Top Gun was the main spoof of Hot Shots!

    This movie will be better because it spoofs a film, not a genre. However, they should have not changed the name to Superhero Movie, and they should have stayed away from the Scary Movie motif with the poster.

  10. Sadly it’ll make money, why I don’t know. First off the poster itself is showing no creativity because it’s setup the exact same way as the other Scary movies. That in itself tells me it’s going to be just as boring.

    Seriously, do the people that make these movies think the people that go to theater only want to see something funny that is mindless and retarded? I wonder how many fart jokes there’ll be…God, why do they continue to make this stupid shit.

  11. Gone are the days of Airplane! and the Naked Gun Films. However Leslie Nielsen always steals the show, no matter how short his role is and for this reason I would rent it.

  12. ONCE AGAIN, this is done by people who actually make GOOD movies time and time again.

    This is NOT done by the people who made Epic/Date/Spartans. I don’t know why everyone is ignoring that fact and just automatically badmouthing this movie because it’s a spoof.

    It’s being produced by people who have a long-standing history in these types of movies who make quality movies. How many times do I have to say it? THIS IS NOT EVEN IN THE SAME REALM AS EPIC/DATE/MEET THE SPARTANS.

  13. Well said Serena. I will avoid this as I have avoided the others, but as Nick said, I can’t speak for the 13 year olds and mass idiots of America to follow suit. I’m pretty sure we’re fucked on this one.

  14. Uh…Serena…that’s because it’s done by the guys who did Scary Movies 3 and 4. It’s basically a spin-off of Scary Movie.

    There’s a difference between Zucker and Co. spoofs (Scary Movie 3 and 4) and the guys who did Date/Epic/Meet the Spartans (who also did Scary Movie 1 and 2) – the difference is that Zucker and Co. have a long standing history of making quality films. The other two guys who did Date/Epic/Spartans have a long standing history of making shit.

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