Godzilla: What Is He Thinking About?
Posted by Rodneyon 17. 01. 2008in News Chat
Look above at the above picture of Godzilla. Consider his face. Look into his eyes. What is he thinking about?
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God, I hate you, JJ Abrams.
Car insurance
Those kids better get off my lawn…
After leaving the theater… “Dude, THAT was the Cloverfield monster? The FUCK? I could fart a fireball and incinerate that crap! RRAWWWWWWRRRRRR!”
cloverfield sucks.
27 dresses will crack 100 million.
“I may be crosseyed, but at least I’m not in some awful Matthew Broderick movie.”
Look at him. He’s stoned stupid. The only thing he is thinking about is Cheeto’s.
“Diabeetus.”
Damn, I wish I’d exfoliated.
“I’m a Bad Mother Fucker!!!”
I’m angry about the penis.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm tacos. Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrroyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns!
“Doctor, it itches somethin’ fierce!”
Godzuki is so dead.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm tacos. Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrroyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns!(2)
“I need bran”
I will smash your face through a car windshield…
Cloverfield: Worst porno Ever!
(A la George Castanza) Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon… you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
“I chose HD-DVD”
Just look at that ass!
A lizard’s gotta be crazy to want to be a folk singer
I do i get rid of this hangover.
“I can has cheeseburgerz, wtf!?”
“I just left a radioactive turd the size of a Greyhound bus in front of a theater showing Cloverfield!”
I NEED A POO !! …………sorry to bring it down a level,
“Ryuhei Kitamura screwed me over with Final Wars”
I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire his atomic breath six times or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement about Cloverfield I kind of lost track myself!
“Who’s my next opponent? A giant storm cloud…………
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Look at all these stupid sons of bitches on the movie blog . com trying to guess what im thinking, Dude by the time you have though of something to say that will make other usesers laugh, allthough no one really reads what other people have typed apart from this one cos you just gotta, I’m gonna have killed you all.
You Fucker!
lolzerz @ body lice!
Mmm… I’m going to stomp all over that shiny space ship they’re building over there.
uuunnnnnnnnn…………..ffffffrikk..unnn..frikkin’ cheese…
I am J.J’s bitch
mothra, i wasn’t looking at you.
What the fuck…is that 50 cent???!!!
I coulda been a real contender, I coulda been someone!
1. After leaving the theater… “Dude, THAT was the Cloverfield monster? The FUCK? I could fart a fireball and incinerate that crap! RRAWWWWWWRRRRRR!”
awesome kristina
i think he is saying in his head
“what the fuck….50 cent & al pacino in the same fucking movie…wtf deniro to….im gonna whoop fiddy’s ass!
My name is Charles. Not Godzilla. Don’t know where the name Godzilla came from.
Man, this root canal is going to hurt … !!!
“That building right there…I’m gonna rape it. All I need is a giant pinball machine.”
Me want Dougy’s squashy!!
::Interview:: Well I believe it was the video games that made me so violent to be honest. I played alot of rampage. Couldn’t get over it, the minute I saw a building, I knew.. I just knew I had to get up on the side of it, like a chihuahua on a 14 year old, hormone spewing child. And hump/smash it to bits. It was, … an innate calling I had. Kong had already shown me the pleasure you get from it, hell he even got a girl out a the deal. Why. Why must the writers NEVER give me a girl. ::sobs:: It’s hard, I’m sorry .. I’m just so so:sniffle:rry. –Walks away in shame.
“Alright…All I want is a decent game made about me…is that so hard to do? I mean come on! I’m the fricken King of Monsters, and I can’t even get a decent game made about me? What city do I gotta destroy, to get a fricken good game about me made?”
cheesy puffs
mmmmmmmm you look mighty fine in them jeams boy…… mmmmmmmmmmmm
‘meatloaf again?’
or
‘i hate Charles Barkley!’
take your pick
I just ate Tokyo 20 minutes ago and I’m hungry again.
Eat. Shit. Growl. Eat. Shit. Growl…Sleep…
“Where the hell did I stash my weed?”
“Did I leave the iron on?”
hmmm…..bet i could run for president
Five Dollar Footlong!!!!!!
I can see my self in that camera.
“Man, I gotta a take a huge SHIT”