Love Guru Picture
Posted by Rodneyon 17. 12. 2007in News Chat
We have the first released pic of The Love Guru thanks to our friends at moviesonline:
Is it just me, or is Mike Myers flashing THE SHOCKER?
Mike Myers plays “The Love Guru,” Pitka and is on a quest to reunite Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) with his wife that has separated from him and is totally boning Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake). When you have to put a man and wife back together and JT is in the way; you know you have work to do. Alba plays The Toronto Maple Leafs owner Jane Bullard.
This movie seems like an excuse for Myers to talk about his beloved Maple Leafs more than anything else. It will be nice however to see him as another character; he has made a bushel of legends already, and we will see if Pika joins the good list with Deter, or the bad list with Lothar. I think JT can sing like a mother fucker, but his acting is not adequate for major motion pictures. He was off-putting in Black Snake Moan, and I have no desire to see him act again. He was good on SNL, he made me laugh on the Christmas special, but I do not think he has the necessary gifting to do dramatic roles. Jessica Alba as the owner of a hockey team is just strange, why not thrown in Judith Light as the Zamboni Driver?
Anyway, enjoy the pic and someone photoshop this for hilarity. I want to see his arm around gene hackman!
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whoa whoa whoa….you don’t like lothar?
i fucking love lothar.
hahahahahahah I enjoyed the Lothar skit as well. He just wasn’t a successful franchise character. Perhaps I should have used a better example.
PERHAPS INDEED, NAGY.
Still can’t believe Alba’s pregnant. God, that’s gross.
jessica alba is pregnant?
apparently that one slipped past me.
Hey Doug he is flashing the shocker also check your myspace what I did in photoshop for you. I can’t wait to know what John thinks of this film. I know I am going to watch this opening day. Also did you know that Barry Melrose is this film.
That’s not the shocker. The shocker is your thumb holding down your ring finger. Index, middle and pinky sticking straight out. He is merely pointing to her in this picture in an animated way.
How is Alba being pregnant gross? Because a hot chick had sex with a dude?
Besides her face, what makes her a hot chick? Compare this…the body of a 14 year-old-boy, to Jessicas body…not much difference. I know it sounds disgusting, but seriously, she has nothing to look at below the neck-line, SO WHAT’S THE ATTRACTION?
Blessings,
Love the movie !!!
Bowing down to your feet
Beloved GURU Pitka
Katha.