Jessica Simpson’s Blonde Ambition Will Be Born In A Bargain Bin

It looks like the upcoming Jessica Simpson film Blonde Ambition will be heading straight to DVD. We get the scoop from our friends at moviesonline:

There has been no buzz at all for Jessica Simpsons new movie Blonde Ambition. That said a reader today wrote in to inform us that at a test screening it didnt do well at all. In Blonde Ambition A young professional woman (Jessica Simpson) unwittingly becomes the pawn of two business executives in their bid to oust the head of a mega-conglomerate. Sam ( the scooper ) tell us that Jessica’s acting was the major downfall of the movie. They also say that the film will now not be getting a theatrical run but rather will be going direct to DVD.

This is no surprise, and I don’t think Jessica is to blame. Who the hell is going to cast this chick as a “young professional”? She is perfect for roles where she is riding a mechanical bull, flashing her tits or getting wet in any way shape or form – cast her for these roles, she will excel at them.

I assume Simpson is cast so much, because she is seen to be a box office draw. I personally doubt her drawing power for major motion pictures, but could see her as a B – Movie super vixen. Put her in a barbarian tit movie like Deathstalker and she would be a wonderful fit. The dialogue is always bad, and adds to the charm of these types of films. Tell me she wouldn’t look good in chain-mail – I dare you!

With the river of direct DVD shit that has begun to fill the bargain bins, you can expect to see this movie amongst the other cast offs. I am sure we will find some gems in the bargain bins, but it is going to be a lot of work to hunt for the gold. We all must do out part and let each other know what is good and what is bad. I will try and hunt for this film when it is out, curiosity has got the best of me.