Screw Godfather. To hell with Return of the King. Get that Citizen Cane trash out of my way. The single greatest movie in the history of mankind is coming! ZOMBIES ZOMBIES ZOMBIES: Strippers vs. Zombies. I don’t care how bad the trailer is, or how cheap everything looks… Jon Stewart might was well start practicing saying “And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to…. Zombies Zombies Zombies” right now.
Say it with me kiddies…. Strippers vs Zombies. (I frigging love how in the poster one of the Zombie hands stretching out is holding a dollar bill). I mean come on! How gloriously ridiculous is this!!! Bring it on!
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Strippers vs. Zombies = Zombie Strippers / Jenna Jameson !!! lol :)
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I’ve got an Amazon gift certificate burning holes in my pocket,
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Enter the Secret Amazon Web Pages:
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Amazon, and you can score some pretty deep discounts if you’re a savvy shopper.
Next, there’s the special Sale link. This is open every Friday, and ONLY on Fridays.
You can find the same good discounts here as you would in hidden Deals, although some
Fridays you can really get lucky and make off like an Amazon bandit – I’ve seen discounts
there as low as 75% off sticker price.
I agree with a previous post, SERIOUS lack of strippers, nice ulta violence though, just hope to see some topless ladies though :-)
Ah, yes… one of those movies that was much more fun to make than it will be to watch.
Vic
I weep for humanity.
Aww, who am I kidding, if it was zombies vs Chippendale’s, I’d be front row center.
I have been a big supporter of both strippers and zombies and am very pleased that they are doubling my pleasure. To celebrate the release of this movie, I will go and hit the Upper Brass.
How many times is John going to think that Citizen Kane” is “Citizen Cane”?!
Actually, the irony of this constant typo of one of the most well-known film titles ever, coming from this site, is fitting. *LOL*
EDIT: Damn, even I have trouble making the typo on purpose! *LOL*
How many times is john going to think that Citizen Kane” is “Citizen Kane”?!
Actually, the irony of this constant typo of one of the most well-known film titles ever coming from this site is fitting. *LOL*
i don’t get it, how is this better than tourista, house of wax, or hostel?? now if all the zombies were crack whore strippers, then we’ve got something!
YES! I’m am seeing this!!!!
/me pants get tighter
Well looks like they play this with the Cheerleaders Nija movies and have a Grindhouse double feature.
That was the worst trailer I’ve seen this month.
I think the director rented the camera equipment from a local electronic shop and slapped this thing together.
Wow…that was so bad…soooooo bad. :o)
How do you find this stuff John?
there was a surprising lack of strippers in the trailer for a movie with a poster like that.
*slow clap*
Hey Pepsi,
Yeah, I’ve mentioned Resident Evil 3 a few times…. and how I think it’s going to totally suck. But we’ll see… I’ll check it out once I get down to LA over the weekend.
Cheers!
speaking of zombies, why haven’t u talked much about Resident Evil: Extinction? Are you going to see it this weekend and review it for TMB? What do you think of the trailers?
“what they’re just crack whores”
“dude they not just crack whores, they’re crack whore ZOMBIES!”
BEST. LINE. EVER!!!!
please John do a quick 3 minute review on this? x
Lmao! The inclusion of the outstretched, money wielding, zombie hand makes that the best poster ever!