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Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance Trailer
There are certain things in this world that make you involuntarily say the word “WHY”? Seeing the suffering of innocents. Seeing a girl friend dating a jerk… and the phrase “Bloodrayne 2″. It wasn’t long ago when I picked up the Bloodrayne DVD to watch it for the first time. I thought to myself “There is no way in hell it’s as bad as everyone says it is”. I was oh so wrong… it was that bad… and worse.
But now Bloodrayne is in the old west. Wheeeee! Let the fun begin. Head on over to the official site here to see the new teaser. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
you are missing something very important: you got to see kristina’s tits in the first one.
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another Uwe Boll nightmare. will there be boxing matches to promote this one too?!?
The true shame of the first Bloodrayne is that not only did it suck beyong all measure, it wasn’t anywhere near as hilarious as Uwe Boll’s other “Boll Movements.” It lacked the golden “new-found-land” moment in ALONE UN ZE DAHK or the gut-busting line, “Why did they make you immortal? TO LIVE FOREVER!” from HOOSE OF ZE DEAD. It was just hollow and boring from start to finish, why they are even considering a sequel defies common logic.
I’m not even going to watch the trailer >:0
There is no excuse anymore. With the movement of achieving historical accuracy in period films (Band of Brothers, Ride With the Devil, Rome, Deadwood…I think HBO might be onto something), why do video game and comic book movies feel that they are exempt? There is not much that I hate more than watching a period movie where the actors look like modern people wearing movie costumes. The research has been done. Period photos, paintings, and sketches exist. Not only do you need the right clothes and props, you need to understand the style in which those items were worn and used and try to duplicate that. This crap is plain lazy. If you’re getting paid the big bucks, do your homework or I won’t pay to see your finished product. That is my rant…now back to our regularly scheduled discussion.
Only thing I’ve seen from Bloodrayne was that retarded sex scene.
I’ll check out the trailer and I’ll probably even watch it when it pops up on Cinemax. Why? The “trainwreck” factor. I can’t not watch.
Kristina, …I had no idea…bad girl…
One version of hell would be to sit through the bloodrayne movie over and over for all eternity… damn good video game fucking ruined by Uwe Boll. -motherfucker…
Some people say we don’t care what critics review on the movie. Well, I saw the movie on cable one time, and I would just like to say… I WANTED MY FIVE MINUTES BACK!
At least advanced reviews help to prepare you for your film expectations to crash, like Star Wars Episode I.
OMG the sex scene have me cringing everytime I remember it.
I watched the movie. I thought, hey it’s Bloodrayne, how bad could it be? Not to jump on the wagon with Boll haters on it, cos I do wanna watch Postal, but Bloodrayne was bad. It should come with a warning. Avoid it like it’s ANTHRAX, people!
I for one loved the sex scene in ‘Bloodrayne’. I wouldn’t mind Kristianna Loken doing a slight bit of rough sex on me…okay, maybe not against a steel, pointy dungeon gate, but it is the thought that counts.