After the success of Casino Royale what better way is there to celebrate … than to ruin the follow up film. It appears the Olsen twins will be starring in the next Bond picture. We get the dismal news from M&C:
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are set to be the first Bond girl twins.
In a bid to secure the 20-year-old sibling stars, producers are offering Mary-Kate and Ashley a clause in their contracts stating they will not have to strip off or shoot any sex scenes, according to online gossip columnist Janet Charlton.
If the twosome accept the offer they will reportedly play characters who help Bond with his mission. Shooting on the movie is due to start in 2008.
This is retarded. The Olsen twins do not look like Bond girls, they look like starving wharf rats. Wharf rats with aids, that are addicted to meth. This may trump Kirsten Dunst for the worst casting ever. I do not want this movie to turn into a fucking Olsen twins caper where they help Bond get the bad guys.
Call me old fashioned. But when you have twins in a bond movie for the first time, THEY HAVE TO DOUBLE TEAM BOND IN A “ROMANTIC” MANNER. This news of “no sex scenes or nudity” is just downright insulting. Why would you even cast people that will not appear in a love scene with bond? I do not care if Gene Hackman is cast in a role – he should be prepared to do a sex scene in a Bond film if need be. I do not know what mentally challenged sea lion they have captured to do the casting for this film, but they need to club it.
I am at a loss for words and hope this is a sick internet joke. I am sure there are a number of sultry twins that would kill for this role, and instead they cast the worst duo possible. They are the worst twins on earth because we know who they are, we can’t forget who they are, and no amount of “acting” they do will allow us to forget that they are the Olsen twins.
Say it ain’t so.
Denise Richards. Halle Berry. Teri Hatcher. Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen?
According to published reports, the Olsen twins were in talks to become the next Bond girls in the upcoming 007 film. It would mark the first time a pair of twins would’ve occupied the legendary role.
However, a rep for the girls tells “Access Hollywood” there is no truth to the rumor.
No word yet on who will star alongside Daniel Craig in the next James Bond installment, which is scheduled to be released November 7, 2008.
There you go..we can all rest easy now.
Three words everyone should pay attention to in the quoted portion of the post…
“Online Gossip Columnist”
This is a complete and total fabrication.
Online rumor-mongering at it’s finest.
This will never happen.
In the words of Chuck D, “Dont believe the hype”
sweet fucking jesus. i can’t wait to talk about this today on the air! drop by their live show everyone! i can guarantee swearing!
This just can’t be true. But if it is, the only way it would even remotely make sense is if on the way to a “rendevous” with Bond they kill them off.
CHEERS ALL AROUND.
But this is bullshit.
I’m also going to throw in a big “no way.” That site doesn’t have a source anyway and no other site has picked up on it.
Well together they weigh as much as the typical Bond waif.
retarded.
if bond dosn’t fuck them then what is the point?
just when the franchise is moving in the right direction…
Will the Wiggles star as a team of ninjas?
“I do not know what mentally challenged sea lion they captured to do the casting for this film, but they need to club it.”
A mentally challenged sea lion would probably be able to cast better than the Olsen twins. But fret not, this has to be a completely ridiculous rumor.
EVERY Hollywood actress is rumoured at some point or another to be a Bond girl; don’t worry Doug, it’s 100% false.
Their twin names would be “very hungry”
instead of double *ussy
Doug
Couldn’t agree more. Your use of the word “retarded” actually made me shoot hot coffee out my nose – VERY uncomfortable! Thank you, and good day!
i don’t believe this. aren’t bond girls suppose to be hot!!!! they’re not even close to luke warm.
This HAS to be a lie! No way on earth are they Bond material!!! Granted in the past they have cast some pretty talentless actresses i.e. Denise Richards and Halle Berry, but they had sex apppeal going for them.
I refuse to believe this to be true.
This can’t be true, its gotta be a rumor. I agree with everything you said Doug, there is no bond with out sex. Besides the Olson twins are overrated, they’re fucking ugly and they’re shitty actors.
This has to be false.
This is like if they were to cast Paris Hilton as Harley Quinn in “The Dark Knight”.
Actually, that would probably be far more upsetting.
I don’t buy this, this is bullshit.
This has to be bullshit!
This is almost as bad as Kate Bosworth for Lois Lane
Ever since the internet was invented there has been fake and stupid Bond-rumors just like this. Andif this turns out onotbea rumor then fuck
I don’t put any stock into this…probably all false.
Absolute rubbish, I dont believe this for a second.
You dont rebrand a series with a darker more realistic tone, then ruin it by putting 2 talentless whores in its follow up – I refuse to believe there is any truth to this whatsoever.
You actually believe this, Doug? They’re not in the movie. It’s stupid rumor gossip, that’s all.
No way!!! I think this is the worst casting since….I don’t know!!! EEEGAAADDDDSSSS!!!! This has got to be a joke! I can’t believe that a bond movie would have two toothpick, ferret looking, cocaine snorting, bulimic suffering, just plain ugly looking human? things to appear in a bond movie!!!! Please let this be a late or early April fools!
I hope this is a dirty lie. No sex scenes make it even worse. Olson twins have done nothing to impresse me. All they do is prance around in crappy films together. I mean have they even done a serious role? Why the fuck are they always together anyway? Can’t one of them just act in one movie where they are not together? I think thats the problem here. For some reason I can picture a least one of them acting in a movie, but when I think of them paired together it brings my piss to a boil.