This entry was posted on Thursday, April 19th, 2007 at 2:36 pm.
Categories: Funny | By John Campea

Thanks to Kristina for sending me this. As most of you know now, it appears that Galactus in the new fantastic Four movie isn’t going to have his normal comic book form… but rather that of a cloud. You know what… Maybe Glactus as a cloud works! He looks pretty bad ass to me!

New-Galactus

24 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Nick Paramonte

    That’s funny

  2. Kristina

    That shit is TOO FUNNY!!!!!

  3. Boondocks

    Really funny man!!! I think that this movie is going to be worst than the first one.

  4. Klendathu

    Yet Alba STILL looks the worst…

  5. Mike G

    Here is a quick movie lesson for you, you know what happens when you turn an iconic character into a cloud…..a box office flop. (Fantastic Four Reference)

  6. ahahahah, that brightened my day, thanks for posting that.

  7. mrjuju

    Its not so much the world eating you have to worry about, its those damn Spineys he keeps dropping…

  8. NT

    Hahah..that’s just cute. It reminds me of something out of the Super Mario Bros video games.

  9. alfie

    is there a less sexy sexpot than alba?? I really don’t get all the drooling that takes place over her…she seesm like a total stiff and doesn’t exude any sexual charisma at all….

  10. Kristina

    Alba’s weird in her sexiness. Yes, she’s gorgeous, but she seems a bit uncomfortable about it. Jolie and Scarlett Jo know that men get all nuts over them, and they embrace it. Alba seems like a prude to me. Weird to say that, since she did shake that ass in Sin City, but if you watch her face during that scene(if you can pull your eyes up), she doesn’t look like she’s enjoying herself or thinking that she’s hot shit. You put Jolie in chaps onstage…..all hell would break loose.

  11. CJ

    Run for your lives, it’s CLOUDY! LOL

  12. That picture is pretty funny.

    I think Kristina has a point. She does seem a bit uncomfortable with her sexual appeal. Maybe it’s just her age. Maybe she’ll grow into it.

  13. Crayven

    In response to this post all i must say is…ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Hahahaha That’s hilarious. In the words of SoulVideo and Doug - “A Fucking Storm Cloud!!!”

  15. krazie835

    Hahahahahaha….that is freaking funny.

  16. Phil Gee

    Fantastic Four 2 coming Storm Cloud Day 2007 - BE THERE!

  17. A fucking cloud….

  18. Terry Letourneau

    For a minute there I thought it was the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man ;)

  19. naught

    You know, Kristina, I just had an “Aha….” moment reading your second comment. Alba does seem like quite a goodie isn’t she? Maybe that’s why I can never seem to hate her - she doesn’t seem to have an inner slut. Or maybe she just has a classy one. I like my sluts classy - Jolie, Alba. Halle Berry and Scar Jo is a no-no though.

    Speaking about the pic, looking at ALba I thought the pic wasn’t real - like it’s a mix between paint and picture that romance novels covers seems to be addicted with.

    How many ’seems’ did I use in this comment? I gotta learn more vocab.

  20. Kristina

    Hahaa Naught, I agree with you. The poor girl tries so hard to be a goodytwoshoes, but you can’t do that with a body like that. It’s hilarious that she claims that she wants to be taken seriously, but she’ll do a flick like Into the Blue where it’s her in a tiny bikini for the whole movie.

  21. Ted Kord Lives

    In a genre where jessica Alba can be the Invisible Woman, and (even worse)Kate Bosworth can be Lois Lane, I see no reason that puffy can’t be Galactus.

  22. naught

    Oh come on Kristina, if you have a body like Alba and some producer came up to you and offers you easy money by doing Into the Blue, don’t tell me you wouldn’t do it??? Cos, damn girl, *I* would. Tee hee.

  23. Kristina

    Honestly, I’m shy about that shit. Alba’s hot and all, but there’s hotter girls in Maxim and FHM that can do the exact same thing as her for a lower price. Jess better enjoy it now, because as soon as her looks go, she’s out the door.

  24. TED KORD LIVES

    My big problem with Alba is the no matter what you do with her she just looks like a bakini model on spring break. She really doesn’t have the presence that I would have wanted from Sue Storm.

    I really think they should have cast someone who was attractive in a clasy or intellectual sort of way, rather than someone who was just attractive in an eye candy sort of way.

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