Thanks to Kristina for sending me this. As most of you know now, it appears that Galactus in the new fantastic Four movie isn’t going to have his normal comic book form… but rather that of a cloud. You know what… Maybe Glactus as a cloud works! He looks pretty bad ass to me!


24 Comments, Comment or Ping
Nick Paramonte
That’s funny
Apr 19th, 2007
Kristina
That shit is TOO FUNNY!!!!!
Apr 19th, 2007
Boondocks
Really funny man!!! I think that this movie is going to be worst than the first one.
Apr 19th, 2007
Klendathu
Yet Alba STILL looks the worst…
Apr 19th, 2007
Mike G
Here is a quick movie lesson for you, you know what happens when you turn an iconic character into a cloud…..a box office flop. (Fantastic Four Reference)
Apr 19th, 2007
gerard
ahahahah, that brightened my day, thanks for posting that.
Apr 19th, 2007
mrjuju
Its not so much the world eating you have to worry about, its those damn Spineys he keeps dropping…
Apr 19th, 2007
NT
Hahah..that’s just cute. It reminds me of something out of the Super Mario Bros video games.
Apr 19th, 2007
alfie
is there a less sexy sexpot than alba?? I really don’t get all the drooling that takes place over her…she seesm like a total stiff and doesn’t exude any sexual charisma at all….
Apr 19th, 2007
Kristina
Alba’s weird in her sexiness. Yes, she’s gorgeous, but she seems a bit uncomfortable about it. Jolie and Scarlett Jo know that men get all nuts over them, and they embrace it. Alba seems like a prude to me. Weird to say that, since she did shake that ass in Sin City, but if you watch her face during that scene(if you can pull your eyes up), she doesn’t look like she’s enjoying herself or thinking that she’s hot shit. You put Jolie in chaps onstage…..all hell would break loose.
Apr 19th, 2007
CJ
Run for your lives, it’s CLOUDY! LOL
Apr 19th, 2007
Marina
That picture is pretty funny.
I think Kristina has a point. She does seem a bit uncomfortable with her sexual appeal. Maybe it’s just her age. Maybe she’ll grow into it.
Apr 19th, 2007
Crayven
In response to this post all i must say is…ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 19th, 2007
NatureBorn
Hahahaha That’s hilarious. In the words of SoulVideo and Doug - “A Fucking Storm Cloud!!!”
Apr 19th, 2007
krazie835
Hahahahahaha….that is freaking funny.
Apr 19th, 2007
Phil Gee
Fantastic Four 2 coming Storm Cloud Day 2007 - BE THERE!
Apr 19th, 2007
wolf
A fucking cloud….
Apr 19th, 2007
Terry Letourneau
For a minute there I thought it was the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man ;)
Apr 19th, 2007
naught
You know, Kristina, I just had an “Aha….” moment reading your second comment. Alba does seem like quite a goodie isn’t she? Maybe that’s why I can never seem to hate her - she doesn’t seem to have an inner slut. Or maybe she just has a classy one. I like my sluts classy - Jolie, Alba. Halle Berry and Scar Jo is a no-no though.
Speaking about the pic, looking at ALba I thought the pic wasn’t real - like it’s a mix between paint and picture that romance novels covers seems to be addicted with.
How many ’seems’ did I use in this comment? I gotta learn more vocab.
Apr 20th, 2007
Kristina
Hahaa Naught, I agree with you. The poor girl tries so hard to be a goodytwoshoes, but you can’t do that with a body like that. It’s hilarious that she claims that she wants to be taken seriously, but she’ll do a flick like Into the Blue where it’s her in a tiny bikini for the whole movie.
Apr 20th, 2007
Ted Kord Lives
In a genre where jessica Alba can be the Invisible Woman, and (even worse)Kate Bosworth can be Lois Lane, I see no reason that puffy can’t be Galactus.
Apr 20th, 2007
naught
Oh come on Kristina, if you have a body like Alba and some producer came up to you and offers you easy money by doing Into the Blue, don’t tell me you wouldn’t do it??? Cos, damn girl, *I* would. Tee hee.
Apr 20th, 2007
Kristina
Honestly, I’m shy about that shit. Alba’s hot and all, but there’s hotter girls in Maxim and FHM that can do the exact same thing as her for a lower price. Jess better enjoy it now, because as soon as her looks go, she’s out the door.
Apr 21st, 2007
TED KORD LIVES
My big problem with Alba is the no matter what you do with her she just looks like a bakini model on spring break. She really doesn’t have the presence that I would have wanted from Sue Storm.
I really think they should have cast someone who was attractive in a clasy or intellectual sort of way, rather than someone who was just attractive in an eye candy sort of way.
Apr 21st, 2007
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