This entry was posted on Sunday, March 11th, 2007 at 6:10 pm.
Categories: Funny | By John Campea

Ok, today The Movie Blog sinks to a new low… but I don’t care… this was too funny not to post. As some of you may know, on an episode of “THe Movie Blog: Uncut” last week, Doug and I made a bet. I guaranteed Wild Hogs would come in at #1 at the boxoffice LAST weekend… and Doug swore it wouldn’t. He then went on to say that if Wild Hogs did indeed finish at #1… he would fuck a Squash. Ladies and gentlemen… he did it.


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16 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Alex Santi

    I first heard this at dougs website and it is funny as hell to hear his total disguss about the whole situation hahahaha.

    Mar 11th, 2007

  2. Jeff

    City TV here in Ontario is reporting 300 conquered the box office on its opening day raking in $70 million USD….And if you listen to Doug’s podcast, you can here the squishing noise of him fucking a squash…funniest thing I’ve heard in ages.

    Mar 11th, 2007

  3. Jeff

    Let me correct my above statement, 300 grossed $70 million USD on its opening weekend, making it the highest grossing March release EVER.

    CP24.com posted this article:

    The ancient battle of Thermopylae was the subject of the first certified blockbuster or 2007, making the fight over the top spot at the box office not much a battle at all.

    Bloody action tale “300″ debuted with ticket sales of $70 million, which is about $233,000 for every one of the legendary 300 Spartan soldiers who fought off a much larger Persian force in the epic tilt.

    “On a Spartan-by-Spartan basis, that’s a lot of money,” said Paul Dergarabedian, president of box-office tracker Media By Numbers. “Summer came a little early, because this is a summer-style opening.”

    All of the other top-10 movies combined didn’t draw as many people as “300″ and if the estimates hold the film will break the record for the best March debut ever, topping the $68 million haul for “Ice Age: The Meltdown” last year.

    “300″ played in 3,103 theatres, about 850 fewer than the “Ice Age” sequel, making its box-office performance even more notable. It averaged $22,567 a theatre, a whopping number for a wide release.

    The total for “300″ also includes $3.4 million from 62 IMAX theatres, a record opening weekend for the large-screen format.

    Because of those numbers business in Hollywood soared, and the top 12 movies totaled $139.4 million, up 49 per cent from the same weekend last year.

    “300″ also made short work of the previous weekend’s top film, “Wild Hogs,” which slipped to second place but held up well with $28 million in its second stint.

    The sudden explosion of cash is undoubtedly a welcome change, since movie attendance had been lagging around one per cent behind last year after of a slump in January and February. Because of this weekend alone attendance now is up nearly two per cent.

    “300,” is an adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novel and stars Gerard Butler as Leonidas, king of the Greek city-state of Sparta, who leads his outnumbered men against Persian invaders.

    “It’s a new-fashioned version of an epic movie. Great, old-fashioned storytelling with all the brilliant use of the technology available to us now,” said producer Mark Canton.

    “The violence doesn’t bother anybody because it’s done in a way that’s not offensive,” added Dan Fellman, Warner Bros. head of distribution.

    “People love the movie, they love the originality. The best thing you can have for a film is great word of mouth. When the public is selling the movie for you, that’s when you have a real success.”

    Here’s the rest of the weekend’s top 10, with all figures estimated according to Media By Numbers LLC.

    1. “300,” $70 million.

    2. “Wild Hogs,” $28 million.

    3. “Bridge to Terabithia,” $6.9 million.

    4. “Ghost Rider,” $6.8 million.

    5. “Zodiac,” $6.77 million.

    6. “The Number 23,” $4.33 million.

    7. “Norbit,” $4.3 million.

    8. “Music and Lyrics,” $3.8 million.

    9. “Breach, $2.6 million.

    10. “Amazing Grace,” $2.5 million.

    Mar 11th, 2007

  4. Jay

    That is THE most repulsive thing I have ever listened to…
    …and I almost stopped breathing ’cause I was laughing so hard.

    Mar 11th, 2007

  5. wolf

    Doug is a hero.

    Mar 11th, 2007

  6. Antonio Spinozzi

    I just heard a man have sex with a squash.
    It is not something I expected to hear this Sabbath.

    Mar 11th, 2007

  7. Kristina

    Seriously, I think this is beyond even my threshold. I’m too scared to listen.

    Mar 11th, 2007

  8. rafael

    Link is down. I can’t get the odeo player to play it. Is there a direct link to the mp3?

    Mar 11th, 2007

  9. Doug Nagy

    It is on the front page of http://www.dougnagy.com as well if you need to download it from there you can.

    It is natural to love squash Kristina - quit being a puritan.

    Mar 11th, 2007

  10. Haole

    the man has balls… though they are probably a bit sticky at the moment

    Mar 11th, 2007

  11. motherNature

    This podcast should be played in modern art galleries around the world

    Mar 11th, 2007

  12. Jason

    i just dug it.

    http://www.digg.com/general_sciences/Man_has_sex_with_a_sqash_after_loosing_bet_Mp3

    Mar 12th, 2007

  13. Joey 1.0

    omg. The sound you can hear is quite horrifying. I shall go die now.

    Mar 12th, 2007

  14. JohnIan

    Link broken.

    Mar 12th, 2007

  15. Norddeth

    Fuck an audio link, why is there no YouTube link!?!?!

    Nord

    Mar 12th, 2007

  16. chris

    hearing a man say “the squash is ejactulating but i am not” has to be the worst thing in the entire world….THANKS!!! lol

    peace…

    Mar 12th, 2007

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