it’s like the zombie movie influx of a few years back. all we need now is a parody. how about “assisted living dracula?” the story of dracula in a nursing home, where he needs dentures, can’t drink blood unless its’ coagulated ( coagula ) and suffering from brittle bone syndrome….

1) Why frame the small time drug dealers for murder? They will eventually cross that line sooner or later;

2) We are supposed to root for small time drug dealers. As opposed to big time? Dealing dope is dealing dope. Now, let’s say there was an informant, or undercover DEA type and the crooked vampire cops mess with the wrong guy. Okay. Now he got someone to root for. But just small time dope dealers? Come on.

Better yet, why not have the heroes of the concept be from the poor section of town and not be dope dealers but rather young folks who keep clean and work regular jobs/go to school and have inner city struggles? Or someone who just came from rehab/turned thier life around?

See?
NO! They have to drug pushers to the inner city and be part of the inner city problem!
ARRRRGH!

3) Vampires as cops isn’t new. Give me a “Forever Knigh” movie instead. You know you want one. I do.

4) See “Full Eclipse”- yea, that cable movie from the early 90′s was Werewolves as renegade SWAT cops, but still…

5) The only thing this will have going for it if there are buckets of blood, naked women, and cardbord cliched characters who say ‘fucking shit’ all the time. Why not? Works for most stupid unscary horror films.

If they hurry, they should be eligible for Oscar season.

nord