One of the worst movie-related experiences my eyes have been scathed by was, now try and imagine this for a second – being practically FORCED to watch Baby Geniuses -TWICE- while on a 46 HOUR bus ride. … … You almost barfed didn’t you? I lived. Barely. If you feel real bad, send money.
Since then, and though I have conquered my ability to sit in a bus, I doubt I will ever, not that I’d want to, overcome the need to avoid all things “Baby Geniuses” related for the rest of my natural life.
And today I stumbled on THIS TRAILER. (THIS ONE for Quicktime) I Hate Earth. No really, Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2????? What in Sam-blazes???? With Jon Voight?? And Scott Baio? Mother HUMPER!
They made a sequel. They made a SEQUEL!! HOW THE MOTHER F##&$!(@#$%??? I’d expect to see the forgotten sequel to Mac & Me before I saw this get through a studio. And from this trailer, I can’t see any reason why this next movie isn’t going to rape my ocular cavities as spectacularly as the last one did. – That is, of course, assuming I’ll see it – which I won’t – Unless I’m paid – – – 8 Billion dollars.
My nerve synapses have been misfiring for the last 20 mintues. I can’t quite comprehend why anyone thought that “Baby Gen;;ks###kf[]” [sorry] would be a good idea. Or, going even furthur, how it would turn out to be anything but a complete “Punch-myself-in-the-Crotch-a-thon”. I don’t even want to think about this.. I can’t take it – I need to hit an orphan. Excuse me.
What do you expect from a movie that used “Putting on the Ritz” in one of the sequences?!?
It’s annoying… it’s annoying… IT’S ANNOYING!
I don’t know why they gonna make a second movie of Baby geniuses…Because the first movie sucked!!
CU LATER!
Someone better go see this. It certainly won’t be me. Don’t you guys have some sort of obligation to your readers to do a review of this movie?
What’s that? Do I like to inflict suffering? Me? Never.
“Mac and Me”….didn’t that have a bunch of McDonalds plugs threw out the entire movie? Wasn’t his ship shaped like a big golden “M”? And come to think of it….wasn’t the kid called “Ron”? Ahhhhhhhhh…..needless corperate ad placement……got to go…..My McHonda Civic is over heating…..
Mac and me….wow, that brought back memories I had thought were long gone and buried after being hacked into indecipherable bits. Thanks a pantload…now I have 8 more years of therapy.
The more I read “Movieblog” the more I realize that I too could Green Light Bad Movies and do it for less than what they pay the studio exec’s……ohhhh…gotta go……the mail arrived and I am expecting my Beta Max Hi Def “Attack of the 50 foot woman”…you know the classic with Daryl Strawberr…..er Hanna
The more I read “Movieblog” the more I realize that I too could Green Light Bad Movies and do it for less than what they pay the studio exec’s……ohhhh…gotta go……the mail arrived and I am expecting my Beta Max Hi Def “Attack of the 50 foot woman”…you know the classic with Daryl Strawberr…..er Hanna
Wow. Chachi’s still alive. Who knew?
Hehehehehe
You actually own that, doncha?
I feel my brain growing smaller from just knowing that this movie is coming……kinda makes me look forward to seeing Police Academy 8……..ok, c ya later….got to pop in my limited edition double VHS of “Mannequin”