Now, those of you who are film oriented and have been to the Toronto Film Festival know how long the stupid Single Ticket Line-Up can be, right? Well, allow me to end your trials. We all know that it’s supposed to be “First Come First Serve” — but what it really means is “First Come with 7 hours to spare, First Serve”. Well, sit tight because on Monday, September 8, you’ll find me standing in line FOR you. – You want a ticket? I’ll stand in that blasted line until I get one. Folks, that could save you all day, and you’ll actually GET to see the movie you want. The only question left is…. what’s it worth to you? — I’m not kidding folks. Write me: — firstname.lastname@example.org.