You Do???… In That Case….
GOOD F***ING LUCK
Since the list of locations and tickets for the Extended Viewings of the first two LOTR movies went on sale, tickets have become more scarce then my brushes with female intimacy. (By the way, the list of cities can be found here.)
And now, (at the time of writing being more than two MONTHS away) the only place to get tickets is where everybody is honest and and true: Ebay.
No, seriously, do an ebay search for “Lord Ring Tickets” or just click this and check out some of the massive numbers piling up. At the time of this writing, the tickets for the screening in San Fran have 27 bids, and is going for 355 bucks – US – And there’s STILL TWO AND A HALF DAYS left to bid!!!
And as it would seem, if you’re Canadian, you can just sit in the corner and chew on some onions – because we’re not on the location list at all.