Surprise Surprise. Ashton Kutcher bombs

Surprise Surprise. Ashton Kutcher bombs at Box Office
Ashton Kutcher’s new film “My Boss’s Daughter” opened this weekend as a true Box Office disaster. Opening on over 2200 screens, Boss’s Daughter could only manage to pull in 5 million bucks. Good money says it doesn’t reach 10.

This shouldn’t surprise anybody. Ashton Kutcher is not an actor. He’s not a movie star. He’s a B grade sit-com regular, that’s it. How on earth this guy gets so much props from the pop-media had been a complete mystery to me. And yet, there he is on the cover of just about every magazine I see. Personally, I think this is proof that the “Mystic Order of Stone Cutters” really does exist and is pulling the strings or our little world. How else can one explain it?

Much like J Lo, Kutcher has achieved huge movie star status, without really doing anything that has earned him the title. The man is dating Demi Moore, and for that, every male on the planet should solute him and wish to be him… but they certainly aren’t paying money to go to a theater to see him.

Ashton is already signed up to appear in no less than 4 more films already in production/pre-production, and I’ll go on record right now and tell you that they will all 1) suck, and 2) make no money. There, my little rant for the day is now done. You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives.

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4 thoughts on “Surprise Surprise. Ashton Kutcher bombs

  1. I TOTALLY DISAGREE IS WELL!!!
    ASHTON KUTCHER IS A BRILLIANT ACTOR!!!
    AND EXCUSE ME HE ROCKS
    MAYB ONE OF HIS MOOVIES
    DIDNT DO WELL BUT IS THAT REALLY HIS FALT???
    NO!!!
    THOUGH I SPOSE IF THIS IS COMING FROM A STOBBERN
    PERSON, AND DOESNT LIKE GOOD COMEDYS…

    FRM A H.U.G.E. ASHTON FAN!!! :)

  2. Defending him and using terms like “ur” and “ppl” tells me that i’m probably arguing with a 13 year old, but unfortunately Kutcher is nearly talentless when it comes to serious acting like the upcoming “butterfly effect”. Regardless of the impression we get from the media, it’s true he CAN’T act. Even in the previews for the new film it’s almost embarrasing watching him vomit “drama”. And I don’t think idiotic films like “dude wheres my car” or “just married” are viable pieces of work for you to asses his “acting skills”.

  3. i think ur totally wrong! ashton rules. he is the best actor ever! I’ve only seen 2 of his movies (dude wheres my car? and just married) and i loved them both. I reckon that probably all of his movies are great. all u ppl really annoy me how ur always saying he can’t act, well i’d like to see u act better then him!

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